That is a sweet hat! Stop your bitching. Not like that damned hat that made you look like a cartoon cat who had just gotten hit with an anvil and was seeing stars.
You know I love you, but I've NEVER grown accustomed to you being a dwarf. Just something wrong about that for some reason. I'm used to my comrades being anything and everything except.
I've grown too accustomed to swallowing down the bile of yet another fucking Nelf! I suppose I should at least recognize you've never gone all tall and blue and long eared, but I've seen that look in your eye . . . I know you want to!
That is a sweet hat! Stop your bitching. Not like that damned hat that made you look like a cartoon cat who had just gotten hit with an anvil and was seeing stars.
ReplyDeleteYou know I love you, but I've NEVER grown accustomed to you being a dwarf. Just something wrong about that for some reason. I'm used to my comrades being anything and everything except.
I've grown too accustomed to swallowing down the bile of yet another fucking Nelf! I suppose I should at least recognize you've never gone all tall and blue and long eared, but I've seen that look in your eye . . . I know you want to!
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ReplyDeleteI'm more of an Albee fan m'self.