Friday, March 23, 2007

The Constitutional Monarchy of ViaMedia

UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

The Constitutional Monarchy of ViaMedia is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 50 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 22%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. ViaMedia's national animal is the Venemous Tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Looney.

ViaMedia is ranked 64th in the region and 28,863rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

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